Ahh the dread of getting up. At least that’s how we night owls tend to look at it.
The alarm goes off and our bodies fill with groans of disagreement.
“It can’t be time to get up already!”
We try to soak up every last minute of sleep and we have it down to exact science what parts of our morning routine we have to cut out if we sleep… just 5, 10, or 15 more minutes.
“Maybe I don’t need to shower.” = 15 more delightful minutes of rest
“I’ll skip making breakfast and just eat another pop tart on my way.” = 10 more quiet, peaceful minutes
“I’ll just get coffee when I get to the office even though it tastes like watered down earth.” = 5 more heavenly minutes of shut eye
You get the picture. Well, you live the picture every morning actually.